Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

Mexican Cookie

A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022

I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it

by Spud Davidson June 23, 2022

Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.

Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

by shibbytoast March 4, 2012

berners cookies

A weed,marijuana or bud strian made by a famous rapper

have you smoked berners cookies yet ,it got me high as fuck

by High times April 19, 2017

Cookie Line

A line that is not worth waiting in.

Hey look at that place, it looks really popular based on the length of the line.
That's a cookie line, I went there yesterday and the food is overrated.

by Roaken February 18, 2011

Delete the cookies

The act of masterbating.

I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.

You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???

Can deleting cookies cause blindness?

During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.

by WookieCrisp July 22, 2012