fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.

She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.

by soupbee November 5, 2014

Radio Candle

Listening to music while beating thy meat in the shower. Radio candle is obtained when dick burn begins to occur.

Farley: Afternoon Richard, how are you?
Richard: Not so good, I'm still feeling the effects of radio candle from when I beat it in the YMCA shower.

by King Shlong July 25, 2015

babies cradle

getting someone in a headlock and shaking their head.

he finished the fight off with a babies cradle.

by ewujgnibo3qba January 28, 2016

swedish candle

When a girl tries to deep throat a guys dick and throws up on it.

Yo this girl was trying to deep throat me and gave me a Swedish candle!

by MarissaRos August 15, 2016

Boobins cradle

When multiple women get together standing side by side while bending over slapping boobs together in succession

Me and my three friends wanted to know how our boobins cradle would match up to my husbands newtans cradle on his corner window office desk

by Alfleck September 24, 2017

hella candles

Something Logan paul said became he had a lot of candles on his music video set

There is hella candles in here

by Thatpig_guy October 8, 2017

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018