Carson

He has a fat cock and is in love with all the big booty black hoes frfr

Dat nigga carson love his black hoes

by Jamar33 January 22, 2023

carsonified

The state of being so unfathomably stupid, dense, stunned, moronic, imbecilic, and doltish that mental and intellectual capabilities can no longer be measured on the standard IQ scale. Epithet usually only designated to those who show sub-primitive cognizance such as Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, Australopithecus, and extremely feebleminded Homo Sapiens.

"Oh my god Everett! Look at how immeasurably braindead that short blond guy is!"
"Man oh man! If he isn't on copious amounts of hard drugs, I'd say he's carsonified!"
"I sure hope I'm never stupid enough to suffer from carsonification!"

by not-a-gremlin January 22, 2023

Carson

The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Be careful though, Carson's are usually gay (zesty).

Girl 1: I met a guy named Carson in class today, he's so hot and nice.

Girl 2: That's nice!! Be careful though, he's definitely into dudes.

by iAmCarsonAndImGay January 25, 2023

Carson

Carson is the type of guy to love you and make you feel like you're worth something. He's a great person, but can be rude sometimes. He will love you forever and he's the best kind of friend ever.

That guy is so cute! He must be a carson

by dayyvide February 5, 2023

Clarion cry of the unbred

Good song title...

Hym "Yeah, see? I could totally be in a metal band... So long as all I have to do is come up with song titles... Clarion cry of the unbred. See? Er, wait... I can sing too I guess.... I could even play some power cords... and keep time without a metronome... Oh shit! AND write lyrics! Damn! Damn, wow, I can actually do a lot of the things! Holy shit! I can also fuck the shit out of some groupies. I'm a legit Rock'n Rolla! (Which just got put on one of the streaming sites and is one of the greatest movies of all time) but yeah... Nice. That's cool. That's a cool thought."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Carsonned

When someone gets their career put in jeopardy by the group chat

"he just got carsonned by the group chat"

by Hurricanesfan123 February 24, 2023

carson

carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.

“did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
“oh lol,” said tyler

by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023