(noun) A rare human species known for unfiltered kindness, authenticity, and creativity. She is a professional late-night caller and certified bringer of breaking news, gossip, and legendary life updates. She possesses a world-class booty that deserves its own Instagram account. She's a reigning queen of both the badminton court and the dance floor.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Claire’s booty enters the room three seconds before she does.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
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Known for being refreshing, subtly tropical, and effortlessly classy—just like the person who orders it. Perfect for when you want good vibes without the hangover.
Known for being refreshing, subtly tropical, and effortlessly classy—just like the person who orders it. Perfect for when you want good vibes without the hangover.
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My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.
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Get the Chaired Custody mug.A large sized woman, who likes to get her vagina dirty by catching the aids. As a result blue waffle occurs in the vaginal region. Not only does the large sized woman have a dirty vagina but she likes to get her ugly bulldog face in other peoples business that has no concern of Clitty Claire
Blokes pull up in the carpark to be greeted by a blue waffle, bull dog look alike whore with her PVC mini skirt round her ankles. Want some of my blue waffle boys? You'll never see one like it, family bred, my daughter and son help With the blue waffle breeding. I'll get my daughter here to show you her blue waffle because she loves to expose her child like body parts to complete strangers! Oh yes, this is why we love Clitty Claire.
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