Claygate

Slummy area where absolute joke man live. Posh pricks but houses are worth nothing because its in the middle of nowhere. Go back to waitrose.

N***: I live in claygate
TDog: Suck your mum blud

by There's nothing you can do September 23, 2023

Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.

Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".

by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023

Claky

Claky is a big black individuals with big cock slanging from his pants.

A Claky can never do wrong so he's always right

WOW LOOK AT THAT CLAKY WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY HES SO CLAKY

by niggging November 20, 2023

Clay

Clay is a friendly giant, someone who is sworn to protect and love me until the end of time. Someone who I’ve fallen madly in love with and someone who is extremely special. He’s kind and knows his way around an instrument (and the kitty if you know what I mean ;) ) he’s a little autistic and it causes him to geek over video games, music and history movies but he’s perfect non the less. Clay, if you are reading this, you know who you are, and I love you so much, until the end of time and beyond. - Honeybee

Person A: “who’s the giant in the robe”
Me: “that’s my boyfriend Clay 🤩 I lub him sm”

by hoooney November 21, 2023

Clay

Clay is someone who is talented even though he dosent give himself enough credit. He is funny, kind and sworn to love and protect you until he end of time. He knows his way around an instrument (and a kitty ;)) and is one of the biggest nerds you will meet. He loves video games, music and history movies and scaring himself. Given the opportunity he will get autistic about his hobbies and the things he likes. He’s a little slow but I still love him. He’s a certified big friendly giant until you piss him off. If you have a clay, keep them, clays are extremely special and rare.
This man will someday be my husband and the father of my children and I cannot wait for that day to come. Until the end of time and beyond -Honeybee

“Clay is such a weirdo”
“Yeah but he’s my weirdo :)”

by hoooney November 21, 2023

Clay

Clay is someone who is talented even though he dosent give himself enough credit. He is funny, kind and sworn to love and protect you until he end of time. He knows his way around an instrument (and a kitty ;)) and is one of the biggest nerds you will meet. He loves video games, music and history movies and scaring himself. Given the opportunity he will get autistic about his hobbies and the things he likes. He’s a little slow but I still love him. He’s a certified big friendly giant until you piss him off. If you have a clay, keep them, clays are extremely special and rare.
This man will someday be my husband and the father of my children and I cannot wait for that day to come. Until the end of time and beyond -Honeybee

“Clay is such a weirdo”
“Yeah but he’s my weirdo :)”

by hoooney November 21, 2023

Clay Tezel

A curly-headed cuck Jew
Failed at suicide (4x)
Girlfriend LOVES saying the N Word
Has a mom that bangs extremely young boys
He can fit 8 hot dogs in his mouth at once
Great at showing ball love

There goes Clay Tezel, being Clay Tezel
Ahh mannnn, who invited Clay Tezel
Hey Clay Tezel, you tried killing yourself yet?
WOAH, I saw a bitch face Jew run by... nvm that's just Clay Tezel

by KYSJ3WB0Y December 13, 2023