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cuddlebitch

A synonym of cuddlewhore, but refers only to those that fulfill one or more of the following requirements:

- has a pussy
- has boobs
- is gay
Guy A: "Yo this party is the biggest sausage fest ever... what are we gonna do?"
Guy B: "Let's call that cuddlebitch Irene"
by yamomo May 26, 2005
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cuddle slut

A person who appears to be obsessive in nature when it comes to the act of cuddling. This person may use social media sites such as tumblr, twitter, or Facebook to reach out to the public masses in desperation to find an individual who will be up for some cuddling.

What this person is really saying is that they are an extremely lonely individual who has severe problems with relationships and often suffers from break-ups which he/she thought was going to last "forever". In an attempt to suppress the raging fury within, they seek a cuddle buddy to help soothe these irritations.

It usually begins by the cuddle slut contacting the unsuspecting victim and offering a movie and sky vodka preferably in a college dorm setting.
Sabrina: "Hey, I love cuddling!!! I just suffered a heart-breaking emotional break-up with my unemotional friend. Will you please cuddle/fuck/smoke a joint with me????? I need attention!! Boo-Hoo!! My life is an emotional train wreck and I never listen to good advice from wise sages when I have the opportunity to!!

Victim: Good god! What is this thing!? Oh yeah, a cuddle slut. I've read about those things before. Scary creatures. (shivers)
by The Branch Davidians October 6, 2012
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chudleigh

A word in founded in 1998 by school children describing the act of someone witnessing the goatse man.

The story goes as such...
When children sent Goatse to other kids at school, teachers found out, and any kid saying GOATSE would be punished, so the word Chudleigh was substituted.
OH MY GOD!!! Jordan just got Chudleigh'd!!!
by JWK February 14, 2005
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Churdle

a mixture of tobacco and marijuana. The adding of a small amount of tobacco to marijuana before it is smoked through a bong.
Gimme a dart so I can churdle these cones

CHURDLE, CHURDLE, CHURDLE!
by Andrew Stewcuntro October 6, 2008
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Choddle

There's some choddle on Barry's lips
by Danny June 19, 2003
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Cuddlefish

Oderus Urungus's huge prosthetic wang dangling between his legs.
Oderus's cuddlefish busted all over the crowd!
by jagermonsta November 16, 2006
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cuddlefuck

Someone who screws up cuddling by trying to push for sexual activity when all you want to do is cuddle.
You cuddlefuck! Get away from me!
by cazort August 27, 2003
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