Dark Christ

A drug seller who sells false dream

I meet a dark Christ got some saver. Let's get the resurrection.

by Goodchild May 14, 2015

Vevtor Christ

Our lord and savior Vevtor Christ
The best thing to come to the world since sliced bread

"Praise to our lord Vevtor Christ"

by mrmrpizza March 11, 2022

Jesus Christ

The King of Kings and Lord of Lords (The God who Created Mankind)

The Lord Jesus Christ is the King Of Kings And Lord of Lords.

by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024

Smelly Christ

not to be confused with Shitty Christ

psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!

patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!

psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D

nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.

by barffbag October 13, 2018

Brother in christ

Used by white people to replace the n-word in that over captioned meme with a barely visible subway sandwich

“mfs be like ‘i hate subway’ my Brother in christ you made the sandwich”

by literally go mifune April 20, 2023

Christ Drive

A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.

Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.

Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).

Jon 'Where?'

Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.

Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.

*several similar passes later*

Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.

by Crazy49 March 26, 2019

christ-o-phart

The nick name often given to somebody named Christopher or Chris. He likes to annoy people but cannot cope being picked on himself. Gets grumpy when you touch his computer. Wears his pants pulled up under his armpits and winter clothes in summer. Extremely bad sport and sore loser. ie flips the board in the middle of monopoly or throws x-box controllers when losing any game. Likes to think he is right all the time, finds it hard to cope when he is wrong. Is okay to do Grandad duties as long as he does not have to deal with poo, wee, vomit, dribble, food....or mess in general. Enjoys afternoon naps, teasing small children and and being angry.

Person 1: Who's flipping their shit?
Person 2: Oh that's just Christ-O-Phart again, i think he lost

by RickStarBlue February 24, 2018