Batty child

A term used to describe a shit; generally refers to larger ones.

I wouldn't go in that bathroom for a while, I've just given birth to a massive batty child!

by ChroniclesOfPunarnia May 23, 2009

child complex

Some one who acts like a child to a serious stage.
They act like a child, may even talk like one. They're attracted to child clothes and immature genres, like kids movies, toys ect.

Mother: "Sarah, you need to stop with the toys!"
Dad: " Your mothers right, this has to stop, your clothes look stupid for someone your age!"
*Sarah cries and whines*
Sarah: "BUT MUMMMY I LOVE BEING LITTLE, CAN'T YOU SEE?"
Dad: "That's it your getting therapy, your child complex it out of hand!"

by Dolly Maye January 29, 2017

young child

a child that is young.

wife: hey lookit that young child
son: i am a young child tho
husband: shush, jimmy

by somebody that i used to know:( October 6, 2020

Child Discipline

Child Disclipline is really

ABUSE to your child.
When used in a sentence, it is usually sarcastic.

'I taught my son some Child Discipline ,last night.'

by Sam Likes Ham January 23, 2010

holy child

An all-girls school with the coolest, funnest, HOTTEST girls u'll ever dream to meet. We are fucking hotter than Visi, SR, Holy Cross, Holton and any other school you can think of. HC girls chill with all the hot guys from Gonzaga and Prep. And to you whiny little pooheads...don't hate on us just because you wanna be us! REPRESENT

Gonzaga guy #1: (jumps up from his seat) Damn! Look at those hot girls over there.
Gonzaga guy #2: yeah man, they're the hottest girls i've ever seen...they MUST go to Holy Child!
Gonzaga guy #1: Of course. Only Holy Child has hot chics, the girls from other schools like SR and Visi don't even compare to Holy Child girls
Gonzaga guy #2: word.

by hcgallie November 7, 2004

Moon Child

What every goth/alt girl calls themselves these days.

xXVampireChickXx is a Moon Child.

by California Bae Area January 29, 2017

Biker Child

A child that grew up around awesome biker influences. Have gone to motorcyles events since they were a young child. Smart enough to realize that bikers are good people and can tell the difference between the real ones and posers. They can be male or female and can turn out very differently but they realize the magic of riding a motorcyle. You cannot stereotype that they are uneducated or anything like that because biker children can be very successful in life. No two are alike but they can come to recognize each other. Their taste in music is very different but most respect classic rock. Their most important feature is that they will defend the name of a biker to the death and will always feel the need to ride. Love of motorcycles is in thier blood. Very stubborn.

1.
Person #1: That girl is awesome. How'd she get so awesome?
Person #2: She's a biker child; it's in her blood.

2.
Person #1: That girl's got a bike at college. Cool!
Person #2: Yeah, that's cuz she's a biker child. She's so tough too; she walks around campus in the middle of winter with a t-shirt on!

by bikerchild#1 October 4, 2011