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Carrot Topp

The singer for the anonymous punk band Radioactive Chicken Heads since 1993. He has a giant carrot head and wears cool glasses.
“Dude, did you see those Chicken guys last night?” “Yeah man, I loved the carrot guy, he’s pretty gnar.” “Yeah, that’s Carrot Topp, not to be confused with the comedian of course.”
by GameofGenie July 10, 2025
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bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018
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Carrots

Orange roots. Actually doesn’t give you better eyesight. May not always be orange, as it comes in different colours.
Eat it with a good sauce for a good time. Must be kept away from rabbits, as they may snack on them while asking people how it is going while assuming they’re doctors.
I don’t carrot all.

I like carrots.
by Google.no January 23, 2018
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The cold carrot

When a group of mexicans have an orgi using only carrots that coke freshly from there fridge
Yo homey get the cold carrot from the fridge
by Sean Collins December 6, 2021
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eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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fabulous carrot

A funny vegetable obsessed with sex and is often found in cnclowns twitch live streams
fabulous carrot has broken my laugh bones
by The best carrot 2k17 June 16, 2017
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Carrot way

Carrot way was founded by Alex Romero AKA carrot. Carrot way is when you absolutely get sloshed and toked for the boys. You put all your effort and heart into finishing bottles and J’s.
Oh fuck I think Henry’s on carrot way!!
by Alex little dick October 27, 2019
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