Carpet Carl

an act, description, or object.
-for repetitive use in a single converstation.

I Carpet Carl-ed all over my face.
Today, my Carpet Carl was insane.
Dude, that was so Carpet Carl.

by Wigglesworth Pudlitzke December 15, 2004

the carpet matches the drapes

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

Manjeet's Magic Carpet

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.

My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!

by Manjeet The Almighty March 1, 2009

tore up the carpet

had sex all night aggressively

my body is sore because i tore up the carpet last night

by 167msr March 14, 2014

Viking Carpet Ride

When you have a long red beard, pull it up over your face, and proceed to let an unclothed woman vigorously gyrate back and forth, like you face is a saddle.

Man I cant believe that Sam gave that girl a viking carpet ride, she said it was better than watching Aladdin.

by Gmoney42352 June 11, 2018

stay off the carpet

"stay off the carpet"

To not buy clothes and spend a lot of money at Target stores. Because the carpet is where all the clothes are.
I only spent $50 bucks at Target today because I stayed off the carpet.

I went to target today and only spent $50 dollars because I managed to stay off the carpet!

by Jush18 July 12, 2017

magic carpet ride

Act of sex or, sometimes, toking up. Floor rug where sex occurs. Usually found during the Hippie Era in an overly small flat or back of a van, pickup, or ground. Used because it's better for your back then the floor\wall\VW bugg.

After a few sticks, Snogmaster took Sunflower for a magic carpet ride.

by - February 1, 2004