Zorch Cannon

when someone is talking but isnt really saying much: when someone sucks the fart out of ones but and talks afterward

John: (speaking jibberish to the point you can not understand)
mike: Close your mouth Zorch Cannon

by MAC117 October 1, 2009

Cannon Turn-around

A lame comeback involving the reversing of the same exact detail on it's creator, with very less impact.

Punk1: "You're a sad fuck."
Punk2: "no, YOU're a sad fuck."
Punk1 (wiser): "You're just an easy cannon turn-around machine".

by Nitedoosh December 4, 2010

Special Beam Cannon

special beam cannon = fingering. when piccolo does it he sticks two fingers on his forehead, similar to the way you would use them when pleasuring a girl.

dude, I special beam cannon'd emily. dont tell anyone though. wanna smell my fingers?

by BroderdickStadden April 2, 2007

Lazer Gattling Cannon

The ultimate weapon in the universe that can destroy any thing and has infinite ammo and if their was a i am legend zombie apocolypes it would be the weapon of choice

Lazer Gattling Cannon

by P-wee123 November 10, 2009

Fire it out the cannon

When you ejaculate an arsenal of sperms a significant distance, at least three feet. Usually followed by a sense of pride.

*Angela is giving Jon boy head*
Angela: Jon boy when you cum dont fire it out the cannon I just washed my hair okay!
Jon boy: ha I fired it out the cannon, im so pleased with myself!
Angela: its all in my hair Jon, you prick.
Jon Boy: haaa,
Angela: your not getting head for two weeks.
Jon boy: ohhhhh no pleaaaaase.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

by edward worley? March 27, 2010

nickelodeon slime cannon

Masturbating to Nickelodeon girls, preferably not preteens.

Person 1: I got slimed at the Nickelodeon kid's awards!
person 2: Well I slimed kids at the Nickelodeon Kid's awards! I did a Nickelodeon Slime Cannon to Sam and Cat.
Person 1: Bitch your on that nonce shit.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018