Cabbage

A cabbage is person that is simple or below average smarts

Simplest way to say it is retarded

Shut up u cabbage

by Clodagh may November 11, 2019

Cabbage

Money. Cash. Bread. Samolians.

$150,000? That's a lotta cabbage!

by Ghoster2910 July 19, 2015

Cabbage

Slang word for "Vagina" Typically used by British Folk.

"You've got a proper stink on going down in that Cabbage!"

by Branfflakes November 15, 2022

Cabbage

Slang for a person who is all talk/makes empty threats.

"Man'll turn cabbage if I bust that wap (shoot a gun)"

by bonnieiscool March 04, 2024

Cabbage

The action of stacking: nude men, on top eachother face up, with their wee-wee's sticking up the others anus. This act is preformed on thursdays at 13 AM, outside a hooters that was recently closed due to the manager's wife suing him for his lunch money, and commiting arson in 45 different Costcos, all within the same day and hour.

"Yo did you cabbage yesterday?"

by Ryan the coole June 01, 2025

Cabbage

Slang word to identify a lazy hot dog water drinking person

Rymos is a cabbage head commonlands looking mother fucker

by Ganando September 22, 2022

cabbage

To call someone a cabagge means thet they are some what not all there (a spanner and a large hammer short of a tool box)

you are a cabbage that is what you are boy

by mr man i am a man November 04, 2010