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certi driver

When an individual is classed as a 'good' driver, IE: Certified.

This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.
'im a certi driver me mush'
'mans a certi driver init bro'
by JCCD February 29, 2024
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certified yapper

The saying "certified yapper" means someone who believes they are certified for talking too much/saying dumb shit.
"I consider myself a certified yapper!"

"If I yap too much, then I must be a certified yapper!"
by Evrybdy_luvs.leeya March 13, 2024
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cartihater911

Cartihater911: calls everything mid, likes eminem and rihanna and lady gaga, gets banned / kicked but always come back saying "i aint coming back this time" overall just a creep and pedophile
/used to define cartihater911

lamarkendrick: hey did you hear cartihater got kicked again?

gongster: yeah lmao watch him come crying back in like 4 mins watch
by vylle March 14, 2024
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Cortisa Crump

"Cortisa Crump" means to do cunty hand gestures (or dance) refering to lyrics on any Cortisa Star song.
dang girl your Cortisa Crump is giving cvnt!
by AyeshaonlineX3 March 17, 2024
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Certified munch

by Cabbagechild March 20, 2024
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certified munch

A man who performs cunnilingus
by slytendenciess April 10, 2024
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cartihater911

Cartihater911 is a known discord hunchback, chronically online pedophile and predator who preys on children in Kanye West servers.
Fade: who is he?

Jrod: cartihater911 is a pedo!
by Reallyawesome4 April 19, 2024
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