nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008

Nose Offender

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.

You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Nose cola

1. What happens when you laugh while you drink a fizzy drink. Instead of being swallowed, the soda goes up the nasal passage at least, and sometimes it spews out through the nostrils.

2. A warning signal to others of impending danger to spew soda out their nose if they are sipping while watching, listening to, or reading a funny episode. Often used in fan groups like on Yahoo!

1. The joke was so funny it caused her to have nose cola.

2. The following is a funny story I wrote. Warning: nose cola!

by Geodesic June 11, 2012

nose hickey

when someone uses aggressive inhalation of their nose to give someone a hickey 😏👃🏻💨

“hey where’s your hickey from”
“it’s a nose hickey! my boyfriend gave it to me”

by kootkatmeow October 28, 2019

Noemi Nose

A Noemi Nose is used to describe a person with a flawless nose. Not to hard but not to squishy as well.

“Oh my god that girl has a Noemi Nose she must be sent from heaven”

by Gaehl Camou March 26, 2019

Bloody nose

When your nose bleeds, this happens when a nasal break these can be cause by picking your nose

Mommy I have a bloody nose

by Aunt Jane November 14, 2019

Nose Insurance

A lady with breasts large enough to protect her nose from being injured should she fall flat on her face.

Wow, those girls have got plenty of nose insurance.

by Non-pikers December 15, 2008