A rash or reddening of the skin between the thumb and pointer finger from holding down the taught waistband of a pair of sweats or boxers to easily access your junk for a good wank. Usually on the left hand, Thumb Burn is only realized after the masturbation session is complete. Every true man gets Thumb Burn once in their life.
*Ring Ring*
John: Hello?
Dave: Whats crackalackin?
John: Just getting some major Thumb Burn, can i call you back?
*Finish in a tissue, then try to go back to surfing the internet responsibly.*
You: Ouch, FUCK. Thumb Burn strikes again!
John: Hello?
Dave: Whats crackalackin?
John: Just getting some major Thumb Burn, can i call you back?
*Finish in a tissue, then try to go back to surfing the internet responsibly.*
You: Ouch, FUCK. Thumb Burn strikes again!
by THTJ March 29, 2010
That moment when you try to pull your pants up and accidentally grab your thong too and the friction causes your ass crack and/or vagina to burn.
"I pulled up my pants and gave myself Thong Burn."
"Wow I now have really bad Thong Burn!"
"I don't like thongs for the risk of getting Thong Burn."
"Wow I now have really bad Thong Burn!"
"I don't like thongs for the risk of getting Thong Burn."
by Zarrasai February 06, 2014
by Mitsukun May 01, 2007
1. to drive while inhaling magical herbs from teh earth
2. the long version of "bd"
3. synonimous with 'bake drive'
2. the long version of "bd"
3. synonimous with 'bake drive'
by bob March 11, 2005
1. When the breast is burned by the bra rubbing up against it.
2. A California sounding response to when an insult is said to a homie.
2. A California sounding response to when an insult is said to a homie.
Phil: Hey dude.
Kent: Whats up bra?
Phil: Your dick when your around guys.
Kent: Asshole
Gabie: BRA-BURN
Kent: Whats up bra?
Phil: Your dick when your around guys.
Kent: Asshole
Gabie: BRA-BURN
by Gabilina October 17, 2008
by kingMi May 29, 2009
When a mom says something nice about her son and inadvertantly burns his friend in a way so clever that you wonder if it was actually intentional.
friend: "chris is a bad speller"
mom: "it's because he speaks french"
friend: "oh man, that was a total mom burn, I'd trade my mad spelling skillz to speak french"
mom: "it's because he speaks french"
friend: "oh man, that was a total mom burn, I'd trade my mad spelling skillz to speak french"
by observatori March 26, 2007