British Syndrome

It’s a syndrome that people who aren‘t british are mostly diagnosed by, where they randomly start speaking british, or feeling like they want to speak british for the whole day. British Attacks is when you suddenly start speaking british or saying british slangs randomly.

Jake: “Look at this picture my girl sent me, isn’t she cute?”
Brandon: “yunno fam yo girl is leng icl”
Jake: “ you’re having british attacks again.. 😐”
Brandon: “its the British Syndrome innit”

by effyourmum March 22, 2023

british

ty @tonyeffe777 for this

AO QUANTO CAZZO SO BRITISH

by lettereatheo January 14, 2018

British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.

He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.

by DebTheCat April 28, 2025

black british people

Rare exotic slave with a funky accent from Britain

I cant believe black british people exist

by Blackballs303 December 25, 2023

British butter

"Slang for British anal lube. References the tap water quality in London, often compared in color to peanut butter due to the high amounts of excrement in its contents."

I would use you like some British butter boy.

by Mutherfackindawg November 12, 2023

British bass

A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.

This call girl looking ass gave be a British bass last night. It hurt like hell.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020

british sterotype

The stereotype that British People only wear Suits, Top Hats and Ties. Also involves every British person having met the queen, and only drinking Tea. In reality, they actually act like this:

American: lol the British haven’t left the Victorian times lmao

British Guy: OH M8? YOU WANNA FITE ME M8? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FAHCKING CUNT. IM GONNA FAHCKING GRAB MY BOTTLE OF BEER FROM 1867 AND FAHCKING KILL YOU! YOUR A FAHCKING SCUMBAGGING LOSER. GO BACK TO CANADA AND GO DROWN IN MAPLE SYRUP. BRITISH STEROTYPES SUCK.

by SociallyAwareBritishMan December 13, 2020