by idk.-.man May 4, 2022

Brady is madis bf. Madi LOVES brady so much and thinks Brady is the funniest, cutest, hottest, prettiest, kindest, sweetest most adorable person ever. she doesnt and wouldnt ever want anybody else because brady is absolutely perfect his green eyes, his long eyelashes, his shiny smile, his laugh, everything about him is everything madi could ever want
by madiph0bic November 22, 2021

A ginger who cares for basically none but his like 2 close friends he seems cold but if you get to know him he’s fun to be around
Bradys a Hoeass
by ElHehe November 27, 2021

Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022

"Hey what's up with Brady?"
"Oh, that dumb cuck is busy thinking he's a hot shit ALS provider while he provides zero patient care and watched his girlfriend get railed by every dick in sight"
"Oh, that dumb cuck is busy thinking he's a hot shit ALS provider while he provides zero patient care and watched his girlfriend get railed by every dick in sight"
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