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Tom Brady

Adjective; A lying scumb bag with no life. A lonely man who for some weird reason turns people on. Also a sour loser.
Verb; To deflate something because he/she knows they can't win fairly.
Messi ," Hey Ronaldo don't pull a Tom Brady."
Ronaldo,"But why would I want to deflate the soccer balls."
by Tom_brady_deflates February 6, 2017
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Jan Brady Effect

When, in a situation such as a double date or casual hangout involving two girls, it can clearly be noticed that one girl is prettier/smarter/funnier/more superior than the other, much like how Marsha was always better than Jan in The Brady Bunch. Therefore, the poor girl who is inferior to the other seems to experience the Jan Brady Effect.
Troy: "Wow, Gavin. You sure do have a 10 right there!."
Gavin: "Yeah, she's quite beautiful. I'm very lucky. I just feel kind of bad for your girl. Candance seems to just be all around better than her."
Troy: "Yeah. We clearly have the Jan Brady Effect going on here."
by Sarah McNasty December 16, 2010
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tom brady

The Greatest quarterback in NFL history to ever walk the face of this earth and he plays for the BEST team to ever be created and play in the NFL. hands down, no question.
Oakland Raiders Fan: hey, we won our 12th game in 8 years.

Patriots Fan: yea? we won more than 12 games in ONE year! just like every season..

Oakland Raiders Fan: WOW! Whos your quarterback?

Patriots fan: Tom Brady! fucking BEAST. Whos yours?

Oakland Raiders Fan: Jeff Garcia, Tom Brady is awesome and the best quarterback ever and The Patriots are the best NFL team ever? wow, I wonder what it feels like to win...
by teamcookie September 20, 2009
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Brady

Some dumbshit that no one cares about.
you're a brady.
by TristinG February 6, 2015
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Braidy

While being on the receiving end of a blow job the girl or guy (we won't judge) braids your ball and or asshole hair (it's really the person performing the blow jobs choice). Best results come from long unshaven pubes and is a great way to get your penis area ready for the Halloween season.
Jennie was sucking on my fatty the other day and then decided to give me a braidy and go all extreme makeover on my pubes.
by poopieweinerhole October 28, 2010
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Brady

Usually a guy that has a husky build. Dirty blond or light brown hair, with blue or green eyes. Smells like ass a lot and tries to cover it up with manly smells, doesn't work. He thinks he will become a professional in something someday. He is wrong. He is a liar. Don't trust him. He looks like an FAS child, minus the small head because he has a huge head for all the thickness to go somewhere. He has creepy sexual addictions that most would find appalling, probably gets off on incest.
Hey, did you hear about the most recent sex offender moving into our neighborhood?

Yeah, his name is Brady. Keep your entire family away from him.
by joe j. boxer February 3, 2010
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brady bunch

The two-time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, led by quarterback Tom Brady
I predict it will be the Bears and the Brady Bunch in the 2007 Super Bowl.
by Woody Thomas January 22, 2007
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