ex boyfriend

Something I will never have at this rate. Once you reach 18 without ever being kissed you are pretty much on the "old spinster" mailing list. And we all know mailing lists define our true selves.

I wish I could have a real person to breakup with so i wouldnt have to keep making up stories about ex boyfreinds that dont exist.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

Boyfriend Rule

When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.

Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?

by itisathing December 20, 2015

Boyfriend

1. Someone who pays for my shit

2. A dick to ride on

3. A shoulder to cry on

My boyfriend just bought all my drinks at the bar 🙋🏿

by dtucker March 10, 2016

Boyfriend appreciation day

Girlfriend has to listen to boyfriend the whole day.

B:give me a hug please. It’s boyfriend appreciation day.

G:ok fine.

by Hellohehehehehhe October 25, 2019

Boyalations 31:10

At the end of the day, we move.

Friend 1: Kevin's going through a breakup right now...
Friend 2: Tell him to read the Boyalations 31:10 quote

by Subject A(S) March 14, 2022

a Susan Boyle

n. an underdog;

to pull a *, v. to do something miraculous; to wow or amaze a skeptical audience; to achieve success beyond initial belief or against the odds

She always surprises us. She's a real Susan Boyle.

She totally pulled a Susan Boyle when she got a 1600 on her SAT.

"Did you see that girl on Top Model last night?" "Yeah, she was a total Susan Boyle!"

by creepingcthulhu April 17, 2009

Post your boyfriend day

On February 22, 2022 post your amazing boyfriend

Hey did you know it’s national post your boyfriend day?
Really omg I need to post my boyfriend

by Theloveofmanywords February 22, 2022