Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

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Big Bleeding Womb

When a grown man cries like a little bitch.

That giant man is acting like a Big Bleeding Womb.

by mountainkiller December 19, 2011

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Anus Bleeds

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.

That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.

by KingFett September 25, 2014

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Bleeding

Mad Hot

Yo son, it's bleeding outside

by Shorty61874 January 14, 2009

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blee blah

closely related to the blah blah, but used by more plinky plonky types unable to express themselves coherently. The subject may believe that they are communicating, but the noise coming out of their mouths just sounds like 'blee blah, blee blah'. Quite tragic really

justine: Did you have a good night at darts?
Allen: Blee blah blee blah

by JDDoyle August 16, 2006

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