Biddie

A woman or girl that is fine as hell and who you wanna get with. A biddie is not the same as a hoe or slut. A biddie is a regular, sexy girl, and not all girls are biddies, only the do-able ones.

Damn dude, look at that biddie over there..

by the camel dragon June 10, 2010

high five bandit

someone that will come in between your highfive with someone and high five you and the other person instead of you high fiveing the person you origonally wanted to.

i cannot really give an example for a high five bandit.

by bobthebuildersexwife February 6, 2007

poop-bandit

A broad term to describe any person or persons that abuse the function of #2. Most commonly they

A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering

"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"

B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.

"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"

C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place

"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.

D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.

Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"

Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"

poop-bandit is a new term, it was used in several ways above

by Moose-dog 33 February 3, 2014

Trash Bandit

Trash Bandits are Generally a Species of man from Michigan can be found hanging out at 7-11, bowling alleys, trashy bars, hiding behind things & stealing stuff. Dumpster diving is one of their main hobbys, as well as Garbage picking in upper class neighborhoods every week and Scavaging for other peoples broken useless shit !

dude i was throwing out my old rollerskates and unwashed used gym shorts and the same trash bandits that come around every tuesday night basically got fresh pickins and snatched them both up with the quickness !

Hey dude look at the trash bandit over there leaning against the wall of that 7-11 reading Juggs magazine, i bet that is his '82 f150 with all the shit packed in the back stupid fuck must be out dumpster diving or garbage pickin !

by B- Real August 23, 2009

Book Bandit

One who enters bookstore or a library, finds the romance novels and sneaks a novel into a dark corner and jizzes in the pages with sex scenes written on them. After jizzing in the book, they close it and return it to the shelf as if nothing out of the ordinary occurred.

The local Barnes and Noble has a Book Bandit. I bought the new Twilight book, and as was reading I turned the page during a steamy scene, I realized a Book Bandit had been there first as all the following pages were jizz-glued together.

by shinto mularkey January 7, 2013

taco bandit

A man that is very active in voyeuristic activities. This may include upskirts. His possible hang outs include the bottom of stairwells, Taco Bell, and in the women's bathroom. He is not known to have a job. Preferably he would eat taco's. He can differentiate many different types of underwear by small glimpses.

Taco Bandit could be found by leaving his trademark hat behind.

by bob April 5, 2005

Biddies

Another cool ass name for a girl's breasts

"That girl done got some small ass biddies://"

by kmcdx67 January 10, 2020