Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Washington CPAP

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.

Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.

by Keeefers February 19, 2025

bruhingtonnite

When you say bruh while also being absolutely flabbergasted about what has happened which you are bruhing.

*Diddy comes out of your closet, then steals your wig*
"BRUHINGTONNITE"

by Antidisestablishmentarianismic March 2, 2025

Washington Hellfire

Eat three Taco Bell burritos loaded with Diablo sauce from three different states, then eat two spicy Mchickens and a whole bag of hot Cheetos. Go to a sleeping friend and poop all of that into there mouth and then they will proceed to throw up all of that back at you asshole.

Yo man I gave my boy a crazy Washington Hellfire last night, it was hilarious!

by Jimmy0517 June 4, 2025

Barrington

A small suburban town in south jersey 10 mins from Philly. Mostly athletic white kids who attend Haddon Heights high school and drink more beer than anyone around. If you’re from Btown, there’s also a good chance your dick is massive

I saw that guy nail a 30 rack at the pregame and took home the hottest chick from the party… he’s gotta be from Barrington

by Shdunsl August 30, 2025

Washington salmon farm

When one puts caviar in the rectum then puts anus to vagina much like a boat docking, then pushes the caviar into the vagina impregnating the woman with the fish eggs mush like salmon in Washington state

I need to buy cavier, I’m gonna Washington salmon farm this bitch

by Cavier_addict August 31, 2025

Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025