Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help

Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot

by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023

balds

A hairless ballsack

I just shaved my balls so now i have balds

by Potetstappe March 15, 2018

bald

kenneth

kenneth is bald lol

by megumi’s wife May 9, 2021

techno bald

anarcy mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

who is techno bald? yoy say?

blader. bald bald

by blodoshitfuckfuckufck March 23, 2021

Slap A Bald Head Day

on April 28 (the day musolini died) we slap everyone who is bald and they cant fight back

yo its Slap A Bald Head Day
ye lets go slap some niggas

by appello May 18, 2022

bald

something i tell my friend who has 0 hair growing onto his hair

hey antwan

antwan: what

you have 0 hair growing on your head your bald

antwan: ...

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.

Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.

by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025