bacon when the

bacon when the, truly the only god that can exist and has ever existed

person 1: yo you see that
person 2: what?
person 1: it's bacon when the
person 2: who's that
person 1: the only god that can exist and has ever existed

by bacon when the November 2, 2021

Bacon Head

Someone with extremely greasy hair.

Ruby: I could fry chips on Ffiôn’s head it’s so greasy! She’s such a Bacon Head!

by TamagotchiGirl January 31, 2020

going bacon

The act of going harder than ham

You think you went ham well Im going bacon.

by batman8813 March 17, 2015

Kentucky Bacon

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan

I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Jaw Bacon

When a man wants a woman to give him oral sex, he can refer to the act as Jaw Bacon

Male:You know what your mouth needs?

Female: What?
Male: Some Jaw Bacon

by Fuckin Whore! January 18, 2011

female bacon

When the exterior of a women's vagina that resembles the outer cornmeal crust on peameal bacon or back bacon which also sounds similar to female bacon

Dude I was about to eat out jessica until I realized she had female bacon and I had to make up an excuse to leave

by EnisThePenis September 27, 2017

Bad Bacon

Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!

"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"

by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012