A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact
Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!
by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011
Get the Bacon Beatermug. Josh Bacon likes to silently sit in the corner of a maths class playing C.O.D whilst no one is looking and struggles getting w calculator out of his large pencil case
by Coolgamer169 October 15, 2019
Get the Josh Baconmug. by Dede Megapoopoo March 10, 2014
Get the Cave Baconmug. After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
Get the bacon fattermug. A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.
Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?
Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.
Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.
by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010
Get the Bacon rejectsmug. When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon
Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.
by Mrs.frizzells chode May 13, 2018
Get the Panty baconmug. by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011
Get the Tainting baconmug.