Bacon rejects

A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.

Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?

Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

Panty bacon

When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon

Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.

by Mrs.frizzells chode May 13, 2018

bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

Tainting bacon

The act of making use of a fuckpig.

That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.

by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011

Bacon Head

Someone with extremely greasy hair.

Ruby: I could fry chips on Ffiôn’s head it’s so greasy! She’s such a Bacon Head!

by TamagotchiGirl January 31, 2020

going bacon

The act of going harder than ham

You think you went ham well Im going bacon.

by batman8813 March 17, 2015

bacon when the

bacon when the, truly the only god that can exist and has ever existed

person 1: yo you see that
person 2: what?
person 1: it's bacon when the
person 2: who's that
person 1: the only god that can exist and has ever existed

by bacon when the November 2, 2021