female bacon

When the exterior of a women's vagina that resembles the outer cornmeal crust on peameal bacon or back bacon which also sounds similar to female bacon
Dude I was about to eat out jessica until I realized she had female bacon and I had to make up an excuse to leave
by EnisThePenis September 26, 2017
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beat the bacon

Where you jack off your lovers dick while your lover wears a pig mask after ejaculating your lovers shits in your mouth and make out right after
The whole night last night I beat the bacon with Nick
by Underc_overdude April 16, 2020
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bacon aficionado

Women who love sex with men only.
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
by Tigermeat October 06, 2013
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Panty bacon

When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon
Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.
by Mrs.frizzells chode March 19, 2018
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Tainting bacon

The act of making use of a fuckpig.
That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.
by SharonFuckPig April 27, 2011
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take a bacon

"Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."
by JamesBacon January 31, 2016
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bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.
After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
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