Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.

"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."

by Mars-El September 28, 2023

Dukes drive

Dukes drive is where all the awesome road men go called big boner harely and little testicle max go to make epic fires 😎

Let’s go dukes drive and go get little boners over little girls

by Bigmanfieldsy February 20, 2019

offensive driving

To drive in a manner to keep the pace on roads that are heavily congested to the point of advancing through quickly as possible but not to the extent of it being aggressive driving.

NYC requires some offensive driving if you want to ever get to your destinations!

by Tmaas June 6, 2018

Drive slow

Insult to those who have nonstop blonde moments, or just retarded in general.

“Kanye West’s new album is his greatest”
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.

by Yowhatwelearn? October 30, 2019

cloud driving

HCloud driving

Cloud drivingGazing stuck on stupidconfusedYou know that blank lost look people get when they are just staring at nothing and go without blinking?

by pinkie sparkles February 12, 2014

Drivey Drive

Drivey Drive = cruise
Drivey Drive = cruise-ting
Drivey Drive = cruise-walla
Drivey Drive = long drive
Drivey Drive = drive for fun

When you're sitting and chilling, watching the game and drinking a bud... your mate rings up and says "fancy going for a drivey drive?"

by ol-ting April 21, 2011

Drive-by Jacking

When your on base and a NCO drives by in their car and proceeds to Jack you up

I just got a Drive-by Jacking by the base RSM

by SgtTiss March 18, 2022