ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

ass for pass

That one girl/guy every student knows fornicates with the teacher after class in order to pass the class. An ass for pass can be easily identified due to the great grade in a particular class but a relatively low I.Q. level.

That ass for pass in AP Literature class gives more than just apples to the teacher.

by Illiterate children in February 7, 2008

ass lather

The slightly moist froth that builds up between a persons ass cheeks after prolonged physical activity on warm days. Ass Lather is usually accompanied by a foul stench. Similar to Swamp Balls.

Dude, I forgot to take a shower before I nailed Amanda in the turd cutter, now I have a serious case of Ass Lather!

by TheGhosthammer January 20, 2008

ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006

Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.

You're such a cream ass!

by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017

asses out

Walkin' around with your ass out like you don't give a fuck.

Dude pull up your pants
Hell no, I'm asses out!

by tim glomb July 14, 2009

ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.

Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?

by Larayne November 19, 2013