Askar

He has the biggest dick and is super cool. He is the best at basketball and can get any girl.

Girl 1: Is that Askar?

Girl 2: Yeah
*Both girls get wet*

by Niggaria March 2, 2019

poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Askhole

Someone who asks for your advice but then, does the exact opposite.

Most of my friends are askholes.

by Mandogy May 21, 2015

askies

A south african word used to describe sincere apologies for a calsualty.

bae: i fell off the bed last night

me: askies, i didnt know.. next time be careful
bae: how? i was asleep.

by dideestars July 10, 2019

Asker

A person who partakes in asking.

2. A Fucking Asshole

Man: Any Askers?

Man-2:NO I SWEAR I AM NOT AN ASKER

by MyNameIsMrKoala July 8, 2021

who tf asked

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.

That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"

by JustAnotherDailyInternetUser May 4, 2021

The Guy Who Asked Story

Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.

Like for part 2!

That is The Guy Who Asked Story.

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023