The guy who asked 

Something that isn't real, sometimes used as a metaphor or as a response to an unwanted piece ok knowledge

friend: Did you know that on average 100 people choke on ball point pens a year
Me: Bro, find the guy who asked and tell him

The guy who asked by ZomBro_BOSS April 12, 2022

Askar 

He has the biggest dick and is super cool. He is the best at basketball and can get any girl.

Girl 1: Is that Askar?

Girl 2: Yeah
*Both girls get wet*

Askar by Niggaria March 2, 2019

poo askew 

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

poo askew by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Askhole 

Someone who asks for your advice but then, does the exact opposite.

Most of my friends are askholes.

Askhole by Mandogy May 21, 2015

askies 

A south african word used to describe sincere apologies for a calsualty.

bae: i fell off the bed last night

me: askies, i didnt know.. next time be careful
bae: how? i was asleep.

askies by dideestars July 10, 2019

Asker 

A person who partakes in asking.

2. A Fucking Asshole

Man: Any Askers?

Man-2:NO I SWEAR I AM NOT AN ASKER

Asker by MyNameIsMrKoala July 8, 2021

who tf asked 

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.

That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"

who tf asked by JustAnotherDailyInternetUser May 4, 2021