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pooter askew 

The Pooter Askew (scientific name- AssCheese Pooderferous) is a rare species of human being, only one is known to exist in the entire world and resides in a small town commonly refered to as Tiverton. The Pooter has an attraction to all things ugly, including fat bitches, ugly bitches, ugly fat bitches or just bitches. It is believed that this attraction has stemmed from an evolutionary need to get whatever he can get and ride that ass like it's the commonly known species D-Shab. The call of the Pooter is a mix of low end and mid ranged tones played using a thumb and pointer finger on almost any stringed instrument, placed over unnecesary time signatures such as 68/42 (By use of time warp). Finally, the trait most identified with the Pooter Askew is his over all sissyness, infact it has become a way to identify someone who is too afraid to do something simple however naughty in nature.
Person 1: "Dude what's your problem you're acting like a Pooter Askew"
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The guy who asked 

Something that isn't real, sometimes used as a metaphor or as a response to an unwanted piece ok knowledge
friend: Did you know that on average 100 people choke on ball point pens a year
Me: Bro, find the guy who asked and tell him
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He has the biggest dick and is super cool. He is the best at basketball and can get any girl.
Girl 1: Is that Askar?

Girl 2: Yeah
*Both girls get wet*
Askar by Niggaria March 2, 2019

poo askew 

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.
I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!
poo askew by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
Someone who asks for your advice but then, does the exact opposite.
Most of my friends are askholes.
Askhole by Mandogy May 21, 2015
A south african word used to describe sincere apologies for a calsualty.
bae: i fell off the bed last night

me: askies, i didnt know.. next time be careful
bae: how? i was asleep.
askies by dideestars July 10, 2019
A person who partakes in asking.

2. A Fucking Asshole
Man: Any Askers?

Man-2:NO I SWEAR I AM NOT AN ASKER
Asker by MyNameIsMrKoala July 8, 2021