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The ashley is a sexual practice, much in the way of the dirty sanchez or the cleveland steamer and is defined thusly:

When a guy cums on the back of his girl's head/hair and then does her hair up in a french braid so that the cum dries and hardens so much that she has to cut her hair off.
Brian TOTALLY gave his girl an Ashley last week - she's so pissed she had to spend $200 on a haircut
by T e r e n c e September 1, 2008
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A nasty slut who works at local strip clubs, hoping to find a "babydaddy" for her three crack and/or meth babies. Once she finds him, she'll get pregnant with his child to keep him around/get child support money to pay for her drug addiction. Can often be spotted wearing leopard print, and 8-inch stilettos.
His ex-girlfriend became an Ashley after he left her for her little sister.
by pomeleo December 17, 2008
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this is always a sluts name. watchh out for your boyfriends because she definitely loves dick. don't trust her at your friend.
do you want to be like ashley and get aids???
by someone special. :) October 22, 2009
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A pretty wwe diva who won raw diva search, she's also won Miss Hawaiian tropics several times and is known on wwe for her rock chick personality. She is currently suspended from wwe.
Ashley Massaro: The best wwe diva at the moment
by Alix91 August 6, 2007
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a person who puts her own definition of herself on urban dictionary to make herself look good then tells others about it
Ashley: hmm... i think i need to get a popularity boost by putting my own definition of myself on the internet and tell people about it...
Others:hmm sounds kinda fishy just like you smell...
Ashley:*crys
by gus bus mclovin February 13, 2010
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Ashley is so fat and short, she needs to grow 5 inches!
by john5609 May 5, 2009
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Ashley

the "destroyer vagina" aka "slayer of man" was a happy ditz bubbly personality that was lost somewhere in oblivion. it was thought that her destructive power was not anything malicious but purely oblivious naivety and a nagging inner desire to cause strife so as to get attention. although neutral in alignment and with good intention, her capacity to destroy things were catastrophically phenomenal. it was said that "the destructive power was so great, it had defeated the Champion called "Triumph" in the great battle of Vag" 2009~ 2011 A.D. upon hearing the defeat of his brother the Champion called "Wisdom" ran away into hiding. also many evidence suggest that "Maza rah huk'to" "challenger" or Maza rah Heka'se further translated to "challenger from the heavens" had also fell victim to the Ashley's destructive force. most scholars argue her as a entirely mythical creature pointing to the fact that it was once rumored she had been both the demon twin sister of "lilith" from gnostic catholic beliefs and also the evil sister of "Deianira" from greek mythology suggesting that its purely the fictional work of juvenile vandals. her name in native demon tongue is "alehim nak shee'tu" and translates to "the jezebel disguised as ignorance" or "jezebel of oblivion" "Lady destroyer" or "the destroyer lady" eluk shi'te na kul meaning "the one who devours men" and also ha nauk selat vie "doombringer of mankind" ~ i dont hate her anymore. goodbye.
what happened to that bloody guy?
an ashley happened
by mstrofobvious February 11, 2014
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