scabby-arsed

Of poor quality, not up to scratch. Can refer to quality of workmanship etc. Also applicable to someone who has let their standards drop in their appearance, " She's looking a bit scabby-arsed."

She's looking scabby-arsed

by skullhead. September 7, 2012

Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”

by tincopper March 1, 2011

Arse Stoat

For when you absolutely have to savage that fucktard beyond all recognition for pissing you off so monumentally mere words are not sufficient....To be used with caution...arse stoats are vicious and liable to turn even on their owners without warning

Dear god.....which part of the sentance fuck off and die are you struggling to understand....thats it...release the arse stoat.....

by nre1975 March 12, 2011

Creamy arse

Something that Conan McConville has... no one else

‘Why does Conan McConville have such a creamy arse’

by Wheresthebomblikeaye March 27, 2021

Arse Biscuit

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.

(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"

by Steve Bush March 16, 2004

dumb arse

1) A person who cannot answer anything in school

2) someone who is literally dumber than an arse

3) a type of donkey that is a slow learner

you failed ur test, your such a dumb arse
that boy's such a dumb arse
Thats not a smart arse thats a dumb arse

by Adchwa March 15, 2008

Arse crack

The void between the two bottom cheeks.

'You could park a bike in her arse crack!'

by Peter Lawson February 1, 2009