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After-Shocker

The act peformed by a female after receiving "the shocker" from a poor excuse for a male. It can be gesticulated in photos or as a threat by flashing the knee, as that is what will be grounded into said males testicles after he attempts "the shocker", and not lightly either, with an exceeding amount of force.
Aptly named the "After-Shocker" as it is after, and also a shocker of its own.
*Boy gives Girl the Shocker*
Girl : "Oh my God, what did you just do?"
Boy: *Laughing* "Hahahaha, gave you the shocker"
*Girl performs After-Shocker*
Boy: *screaming in agony* "Jeeeezzzzzzzz what the hell was that for?"
Girl: " Being a complete asshole, goodbye"
*Girl exits leaving boy writhing in agony*
by TheJustice123 March 2, 2010
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Afterbirther

A conspiracy theorist who still clings to the notion that President Obama is not a natural born Citizen of the United States even after he provided a certified copy of his long form Birth Certificate from Hawaii.
Anderson: Have you seen Obama's long form Birth Certificate?
Donald: Pfft! Proves nothing. It's probably a Photoshop. I'm convinced that he was born in Kenya.
Anderson: Congratulations, you've graduated from Birther to Afterbirther.
by treadlocke May 20, 2011
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After School Club

An elite club of certain individuals who wear their school ID after school hours. Some enthusiast continue to wear their ID's after they graduate.

These individuals appear to be lazy and forgetful, but have really been known to be involved in such events such as 9/11, and the "death" of Steve Jobs.

Initiation involves wearing your ID after school and writing a letter to the Walt Disney Corporation about why you believe the Holocaust was an inside job staged by the Crips.

Those who attempt to leave the after school club prior to graduation have been known to be executed or extradited.
Tyrone: "why you wearing your ID fool, you in the after school club?"
John: "Dun' worreh 'bout it. . ."
by Віктор Юлія November 12, 2012
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Afterburner

A burning, oily shit that leaves one's anus burning for up to hours on end.
"Hey man, why are you limping like that?"
"I just crapped out the nastiest afterburner ever and my asshole's still feeling it."
by Sebastian Bitterspleen February 18, 2014
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after school app

One shady ass app with fucked up automated posts and even worse actual posts
"Did you see the one that said he wanted to fuck Sarah's eyeballs out?"
"Yeah that was the after school app that posted that"
"What about the one that said they wanted to kill Brianna, stuff her into a dog and fuck the dog to death?"
"Oh yeah that was Mike"
by Cokuspocus March 29, 2016
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aftercock

After sex when the girls legs are still shaking even though it's been a half hour
Girl:Babe my legs are still shaking

Boy:That "aftercock" will get ya
by Biker125 November 24, 2016
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afterboom

The annoying habit of placing a winning online bet and then posting it on social media afterwards.
I really despise it when someone places an afterboom on social media, no one cares
by John Mcrirrick January 11, 2020
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