A Super Hero also called Dump Man, who beats up villains with his bag of garbage along side his is young ward Pick Boy. He gains his powers from the consumption of thousands of pickles.
by MilanoBoi July 31, 2020
Get the Matt Walmug. Dad bod level 100. Matt Gaus is a chubby blonde demon who feeds on the misery of pledges. He eats cargo shorts for dinner and slays more puss than most male pornstars. Here is Gaus's phone number: +1 (314) 660-0597. Feel free to call or text anytime to let him know how much of a bitch he is.
by SwearBear00 June 17, 2019
Get the Matt Gausmug. by Ss0 May 18, 2019
Get the Matt Southwaymug. A "Matt Blackwell" is a special kind of shitbag. Matt is quite straggly and useless. A bit bossy for such a less than average build. Almost even a pussy of sorts. An asshat of a person. All talk, yet no backup. Quick to draw in a fistfight because we know he just couldn't win. What wanker..
by Bitch Muffin March 14, 2019
Get the Matt Blackwellmug. An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.
by Babycomeback January 13, 2013
Get the Matt Whitemanmug. A rapper from my home town new westminster. first album magnum opus was pretty awsome, consisted of pretty melo beats and sweet rhymes. second album blissful ignorance, was made with killer beats and badass and insightful lyrics. he went 2 my highschool ndub. (yes thats an abreviation.)
"check your eardrums, cause they're about to explode"
guy 1: dude we're in new west.
guy 2: yea we're always here.
guy 1: lets listen to matt brevner
guy 2: YES FANTASTIC IDEA.
guy 1: dude we're in new west.
guy 2: yea we're always here.
guy 1: lets listen to matt brevner
guy 2: YES FANTASTIC IDEA.
by mattyv4 June 27, 2011
Get the Matt Brevnermug. 