When a person has a crush on a person of the same gender, but the object of their affection is heterosexual. Named after the original Jessica.
by bioluminescentgelatinousfish November 29, 2016
Get the the jessica effectmug. by wordscore January 19, 2009
Get the jessica leclairmug. (thinking to self) "Man I'd like to put my meat in Jessica Alba's pink taco..but since that won't ever happen i'll use my imagination while I stroke my salami"
by Kibbles n Bits June 23, 2006
Get the jessica albamug. by kritters January 6, 2008
Get the Jessica Simpsonmug. by Lucee August 2, 2004
Get the Jessica Simpsonmug. jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.
by beautifulme! April 4, 2005
Get the jessica simpsonmug. A girl who like a boy named Shawn Kiger who is really hot but she is loving and beautiful and all boys fall for her
by im a chicken nugget October 23, 2018
Get the jessica whitemug.