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don't jack with me!

1) do not mess with me at this football game
2)don't play around
"don't jack with me!"
by Mary N November 30, 2002
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Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."
"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."
by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017
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don't really know

Professing one's ignorance. Often followed by, "don't really care".
She asked the agnostic, "does god exist?"

He replied, "don't really know".
by quasar99571326A January 13, 2010
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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
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don't judge challenge

A challenge where you show pictures of yourself as unattractive as possible , and then posting close ups of you making yourself as beautiful as possible with makeup.
Looks like she did the Don't Judge Challenge
by Origamishade July 28, 2015
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pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.
A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
by Sexydimma May 15, 2017
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Be yag and don't sag

The act of being yag or a yagger to not sag. Only yaggers can be called this when they're only yag. Sagging is for fucking cunts.
What the fuck man? You're trying to be cool in school AGAIN? Remember, be yag and don't sag... bitch.
by Garrystan May 14, 2018
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