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Leg-claps

1. A way to clap when you get kidnaped and the villain finishes his big speech.
2.Clapping with your legs
Villain:(finishes speech)
Kyle:(does leg-claps)
Villain:What the hell are you doing
Kyle:leg-claps
Villain:What the hell is that
Kyle:Clapping with your legs
Villain: Why
Kyle: Cause you worked hard on that plan
by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020
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clap drappler

The act of placing one's hands around anothers penis and repeatedly clapping your hands together.
Hey honey do you want me to start with foreplay by me giving you the clap drappler?
by Iva Tinkle February 26, 2011
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clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.
Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.
by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019
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Stack of the Claps

When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.
Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.
by BigfootConnor April 4, 2020
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slap and clap

Donkey Kong's forward-smash in Super Smash Bros.
I slap and clapped that Sheik into oblivion.
by LowTier January 31, 2018
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Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone, usually when they break a rule/law.
You should get out of that area before they clap a writ on you!
by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020
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Dookie clap

When u take a shit into your hands and clap them together or onto someones head
Holy shit step bro are you performing a dookie clap...
by Niqqa chungus August 26, 2019
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