Wrong-Way Driver

A driver, most likely intoxicated or suicidal, who drives on the wrong side of the road because he's stupid.

Watch out for Wrong-Way Drivers in Britain, there are lots of them.

by helpmeimlonely August 6, 2020

New Driver Syndrome

New Driver Syndrome is a rush of anxiety and nausea lasting 2-5 days as a result of getting your drivers license and driving alone for the first time. New Driver Syndrome occurs especially if you also have a new car to drive by yourself. The only way to overcome this is to start driving your parents around in your new car, eventually driving without them.

Background: Drew received his drivers license the day before and got his new car today. Drew is about to take Simon for a ride in his new car

Simon: Hey man are you feeling okay?

Drew: Not really, I have New Driver Syndrome and I don't feel well

Simon: It's all good, we don't have to go anywhere

by DrewTheGod June 11, 2019

one thumb driver

Lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the passing lane while everyone is passing you.

I passed a one thumb driver on their cell phone who didn't have a clue they were holding up traffic.

by Skate38 October 18, 2008

Mexican Bus Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and jizz.

These Mexican Bus Drivers sure do go down smooth.

by Aldis Dro May 16, 2022

Drivers License Cute

When a girl has a cute face, but is remarkably overweight

I'd love to cover Lumpy's face in jizz, she's drivers license cute!

by Darren Onbirren December 15, 2022

Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.

“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Wanky bus drivers

Some one who's drives a bus

Bus not shown up again bloody wanky bus drivers

by Vapez February 17, 2023