Your mom's hairdresser

Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"

Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

your mom

Applied to the concept that a mother and her care pretty much defines a person, by making a feeble insult attempting to slander the mother and therefore indirectly slander the person one is talking to.

Guy 1: This movie sucks
Guy 2: Your mom sucks

by Tulip March 3, 2005

Your mom joke

Your mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Your mom joke:

Sean: Hey, John!!! Your mom is so ugly she made one direction run the other direction
John: *Laughing because he truly knows his mom looks like ass* Your Mom Jokes are stupid!!! Hah sike

by Andrew Cuthbert December 17, 2019

Your moms face

"Your moms face" is the ultimate comeback for the ultimate comeback "Your face"

Person#1 Your stupid
Person#2 Your face is stupid
Person#1Your moms face is stupid

by nikita78 January 4, 2014

your mom gay

ya hat you say to someone when they are being super annoying.

Girl 1: your so mean and rude!
Boy: Your mom gay.

by brooklynpaige October 29, 2019

how's your mom

When one takes their hand and puts it under someones boob and caresses it. Saying "Hows Your Mom"

"Jess walked up to me and I caressed her boob saying, "How's your mom."

by J Rizz June 25, 2006

your mom

responce from anyone to any question; excluding the use of mothers

mom: "what do u want to eat?"
jen: "your mom"
mom: "no, u cant eat grandma"

jen: "your mom"
mom: "no your mom"
jen: "thats u!"

by DQIT and WIAAN April 30, 2005