The Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.

Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".

by AlleyViper December 8, 2004

Zippy Wit Da Blicky

When you work at a hardware store but wear a hardhat whilst cleaning.

Hey!!!! Did you know that Zippy Wit Da Blicky Quit????

by Evan Is A Female March 3, 2021

hostile witness

someone who pretends to be on your side but does everything in there power to make you look stupid

james got kicked off the record label; but was rehired later; hes now an hostile witness towards the record Label

by the juroy January 28, 2020

nit-wit

a Canadian term for a stupid, silly person

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay

by Sexydimma December 1, 2016

WIT

Acronym for where I’m at

Someone: I don’t want to go anymore.
Me: Ok yk WIT (where I’m at)

by Chocokrispy July 3, 2022

Fuck wit sum

Telling a woman you like them and want relationship. Or maybe a one night stand

Say bro look ol girl over there go holla at her.

Bet!! Say love fuck with sum

Hey girl I like u fuck wit sum

by Herd meh!! May 24, 2023

Dummy dim wit syndicate

A person who doesnt kno wats going on

This cat andrew be on the dummy dim wit syndicate status when hes stoned.

by Ethik one November 17, 2003