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The jehovah witness

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.
Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!
by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023
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youtube wit

Comment witticisms that quickly move to the top of the Youtube comment section, because of sheer hilarity or cleverness.

These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.

Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.
"Video of women screeching in place a singing, with no discernible lyrics"
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86

Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."

The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.
by Cacciaguida September 6, 2016
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Dom wit the 12

"Dom wit the 12" is another way of saying a cannabis dealer is about to deliver 12 grams of high quality weed to your house
Person#1: are you saying we ain't getting the dom wit the 12?
Person#2: no, I think we just lost our 100 bucks
Person#1: bummer
by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021
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what good wit it

A common introductory phrase treated like a colloquial expression for southern gentleman. The sentence is used within a casual, friendly conversation as the starter to checking in on someone, as well as genuine inquiry. The exact meaning often depends on the context, tone, and the regional or cultural slang where it's being used.
"Yo, what good wit it? You coming to weasel town?"
"Aye now-what good wit it?"
"I hear Buddy Chum BLAH got some new music. What good wit it?"
by TiddleJohn December 8, 2024
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Wit

An abbreviation for the term for "witerally me" when seeing something relatable
I am wit batman as i need to protect gotham
by witasquid September 12, 2023
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Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.
I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.
by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016
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Beauty wit a booty

A fine girl that also has a great ass.
Did you see that girl Kristin? That's a beauty wit a booty right there! She looks great coming or going!
by trdggyb July 14, 2021
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