Women Drinking Wine

When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.

Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.

by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022

Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021

Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024

Wine Dougd

When you have so many fermented grapes in liquid form that you can’t open your eyes and you sing the words to every song that comes on

Doug drank too much wine.

Arkells knocking at the door comes on.

Doug- “That's me, I'm knockin' at the door
I'm thirsty For more, for more, for more” -_-

Friends- “Damn he’s Wine Dougd”

by Ayy Jay L April 20, 2019

Catalina Wine Mixer

The act of mixing methamphetamine with a strong opiate (heroin or fentanyl) to use for intravenous injection

We had to call an ambulance after my buddy did a Catalina Wine Mixer

When Dave did his shot he yelled "Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!!), I knew we were all in for a long evening

by SimpleJack42 October 13, 2020

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Line wine

The wine you drink while you’re waiting in line for something.

The line was so long last night Eric drank a full bottle of line wine.

by Ottet69 May 13, 2019