polish wind tunnel

Farting while engaged in 69, giving a Dutch Blindfold, or at any point where the person giving you a blowjob's head is between your thighs.

Sometimes used during Sigma Chi initiation.

I do not care how pissed Lisa was. Bitting down is way too harsh a response to a Polish Wind Tunnel.

by AppleB July 22, 2010

waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb.

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"

by cockshitballs August 4, 2007

candle in the wind

The act of deadbeating to hot girls named Donna in necrofantasies. Dumbass who never had the balls to talk to Donna and is now regretting it.

guy 1: Wow he's candle in the winding it again.
guy 2: What a dumbass! Donna rejected him so long ago! May she RIP.

by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011

"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

wind my watch

when someone does something that is an immediate turn on to a significant other.

You really know how to wind my watch the way you grind up on me.

by thisisforyouandrewfulcher November 22, 2011

Electric Wind Nut Fist

Short: EWNF

A sex act where you nut on your fist and punch the other person in the jaw.

Usually involves eccentric moans like "DORYA" and leaves the receiving person in an electrifying state.

Kazuya: "I EWNF'd Stacy 6 times yesterday, man the execution needed was sick!"

Lars: "Becky wants me to Electric Wind Nut Fist her but I can't seem to get it done."

by CoomyKazuya April 9, 2020

Waving my dick in the wind

Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.

"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween

by MostestEverest October 10, 2009