papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019

book smurf

a totally sexy diminutive girl who is also an intellectual. the qualities are amazing head, a delicious butt, and plump thighs. they will usually not be able to resist fact checking or winning an argument.

That book smurf sucked my soul out of my **** then looked up the nutritional benefits of cum.

by glugginton 3000 May 18, 2023

sneaky smurf

A girl that is an undercover hoe. Very sneaky about her fucking/ cheating.

Damn, bro. I should have Nicole she was a sneaky smurf. I mean, all her friends are, I should have known.

by TheyForEverybody June 5, 2017

Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made

Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
Me: YEA BOI

by The forbidden smurf April 21, 2022

Smurf

A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.

"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.

Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?

Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.

Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.

by Unsmoked April 24, 2023

Smurf

This word relates to a person who is acting close to the age of a 6 year old and cannot spell his/her name.

You dirty little SMURF, WTF I hope you get chopped up in a meat cutter, get your balls sliced off, and shoved up your A$$!!!

by Shedninja January 15, 2009