Window of Slopportunity

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.

Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.

by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017

Window sleep

A need to sleep with the windows open

You suffer from window sleep

by BigIanDries June 18, 2018

texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.

Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.

by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014

window paste

A delectable, delish, and chewy food that’s is good for every meal hot or cold

How can’t wait to eat some of that good window paste my mom gave me

by Snowy slope February 22, 2019

Windows Activation

The way Microsoft annoys you with a pop-up every 1 hour if you dont have wi-fi to activate Windows (why tf do you need to activate Windows anyways, isnt buying ur license enough proof?)

Damn! I can´t use Windows 7 anymore because I don´t have Wi-Fi to activate it with Windows Activation

by Dieguito0512 September 7, 2020

Windows 7.1

The codename from windows 7, It was originally named windows 7 second and advanced edition, And when windows 7 ended support in 2020, windows 7.1 became more popular than usual, so everyone wanted to upgrade, and in 2023, Windows 8.1 will end support, so it might become windows 8.2 (The second edition of Win8.1 and 8) Windows 7.1 is Never released, But is still used for when you have a notification on your Win7 device that says: Hello, Win7 ended support, And it shows a link that takes you to windows 7.1 setup, So that: "Never released" Version of windows might be released after all

MC David and Sam wanted to release windows 7.1 after january 14 2020

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 15, 2022

Windows Vista

If you can't even run this with or without aero, get a new computer
Oh and user account control will save you one day
256 mb is the actual minimum if you are okay with the basic theme, 512 mb is the minimum if you want aero to work properly

LInux fanboy: hi stop using widnwos is inseccufre
Windows XP user: don't worry its xp not vista
Windows Vista user: the reason my computer works with vista is because i don't use 2002 hardware, you should have at least 256 mb of ram for vista, 512 mb if you are even hoping for vista to not crash on aero, i have only 512 mb of ram
Windows XP user: *sobs* it's true, my computer is ancient, i have 5 antiviruses, and my computer gets infected and hacked on an average of every 31 minutes
Linux fanboy: get linux it doesn't have viruses
Windows Vista user: i have only 1 antivirus and i don't need real time protection, because i kept user account control on
Linux fanboy: *ugly
Linux fanboy: i couldn't even change the theme
Windows Vista user: you are really quite the troll lol
Linux fanboy has left the chat
Windows XP user: why is my computer hacked?
Windows Vista user: and why do i have a user account control dialog out of nowhere
Windows XP user: i see a command prompt and it's deleting all files
Windows Vista user: i'll click no because i don't trust the source of the dialog
Windows XP user: my computer's rebooting
Windows XP user: so my computer is broke, the same way deleting system32 breaks it
Windows Vista user: i saved myself by clicking no on user account control

by dinnersneezer82824 December 30, 2021