whale penis

when a jacket is zipped up all the way to the top.

"Wow, that's a cool jacket."
"She must be cold because sh zipped it all the way to the top, she kind of looks like a whale penis."

by tacoma335 March 14, 2008

Whale Shit

Donald Trump. and his entire grifter, inbred, dumpster fire family

This guy is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen. Sketchy, rapey, lardass, illiterate, and inhuman by all accounts. He’s goddam Whale Shit.

by SalTheButcher November 7, 2019

Whale Whore

An obese person who steals your Canadian and fornicates in your Bat Cave.

I can't believe he did the nasty with that Whale Whore! And In our Bat Cave too!!! Candians these days.

by 1 second warrior November 20, 2006

whale riding

When a man goes up to a women in a bar, gives her a hug and whispers in her ear that she is the fattest and ugliest thing in the world. Then he see's how long he can hold on to her for.
Winnner of whale riding is the person who holds on the longest!

(In a bar) man goes up to a women and says:

"you are the fattest thing in the room"

See's how long he can hold on

Friend: "you are the best at whale riding"

by Edward Mills March 11, 2009

save the whales

Screw the whales! If they can't adapt to changes in their environment, they might as well just die out.

If you say "Save the Whales!" I'll say "Survival of the Fittest!"

by Captain Pollution July 19, 2003

Blue Whale

Code name for a Black person in West Virginia. Often used by people that don't want to call people a offending name,

That guy was being such a blue whale!

by Austin1313 March 19, 2009

kitchen whale

The morbidly obese female that is (or should be) in the kitchen cooking your food right now.

My wife is the best kitchen whale ever.

by voodoo22007 June 19, 2009