Unicorn Bite

To poke someone quickly and sharply, preferably in the face, then declare "Unicorn Bite!" if the poke is successful.

If you miss because they catch you out before you can land the bite, then you fail, tiny unicorn.

Friend 1: "Oh my gosh! You just poked me hard and sharp in the face!"

Friend 2: "UNICORN BITE!"

Celebrations ensue.

by thegloriousunicorn May 09, 2010

Unicorn Fluff

the bit of pubic hair that a girls missed after shaving... her ass

Oh shit! your ass has unicorn fluff!!

by Yoti October 12, 2009

pink unicorn

1. A person that has both a penis and a vagina; a hermaphrodite.

2. A woman with an abnormally enlarged clitoris.

"Take off her pants and you'll see that Mabel is a pink unicorn."

by PinkUnicorn29 August 03, 2016

Unicorn Tears

A magical potion that does absolutely nothing, but is sought after nonetheless by suckers who never figured out that the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Step right up folks, we have here some vials of Unicorn Tears for the low, low price of $145. They are guaranteed to cure absolutely everything that could possibly ail you, just ask my associate, a former leper amputee who was saved by their magic. Get 'em quick, because we'll be leaving town in a hurry at about 3AM tomorrow morning.

by No Side Effects July 28, 2008

Unicorn Blood

also known as Four Loko

Before we go into the club, lets pound some Unicorn Blood in the parking lot.

by MrLac August 05, 2011

Unicorn Penis

The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find

That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.

by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 02, 2014

Unicorn Master

Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.

Said the Unicorn Master, "I require bread for my friends."

by Kozworth April 15, 2008