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Ryan The Ultimate Giga Chad

Ryan is the most masculine, has the big muscles , has the highest testosterone man has every seen. Ryan pulls all the bitches, I'm talking the goth girls with the fattest ass. So masculine he see every other gender as female.
by JaytheSsumdeeSucker October 18, 2023
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Ultimate Dispossession

Def 1. Loss of life coupled with a total loss or surrender of property.

Def 2. Same as above with an understanding that from certain perspectives, the lost or surrendered "property" includes our human bodies.
1. Last evening my grandfather experienced the ultimate dispossession, death.

2. When he died and was composted, my grandfather gave up all his earthly possessions including his body. His spirit, or soul if you like, lives on with his progeny.
by Newburyport Lawyer October 20, 2023
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Ultimate Rape

When a woman gets raped, but not only does she have a dick in her a vagina, she also has one in her mouth and in her anus.
Poor Millie was a victim of Ultimate Rape, but thankfully she wasn't murdered.
by PhoenixGamer34 October 27, 2023
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Ultimate shady fade

To tell your boss on a job that you have a medical emergency and you have to leave for the day,But really quit the job and take another job without giving notice or letting anyone know that you’re not coming back.
Jack was sick of Not being appreciated and treated like shit by the contractor he was working for, so he did the “ultimate shady fade” and drug-up to a better job.
by JACK CHAIN November 14, 2023
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The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023
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Ultimate BFG

Ella Macmillian
I cannot you are going to prom with the Ultimate BFG
by BFG holder April 5, 2023
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The ultimate cock fountain

It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins
My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain
by The super saiyan 3 April 16, 2023
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