A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
by Dora Bang August 28, 2012
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sleeping with one girl in the morning and a different girl at night. Last Wednesday was so great, I ended up having a two two four with the girl from English class and the bartender at the pub.
by Dirt_bag_dan_85 January 15, 2014
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The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.
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Get the two ton tessie mug.A Video clip circulating the internet that depicts two girls involved in a sex act. Initially looks like a typical piece of girl-on-girl porn until one girl shits in a cup. Both girls then eat from the cup and procede to puke on each other.
by Gene Bryant November 22, 2007
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