You Tube University

You Tube is where I learn everything these days. It's kind of like it's own little university online. LOL

Where did you learn how to make jewelry? I learned how at You Tube University!

by Dezzdito April 28, 2011

cardboard tube samurai

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.

"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."

by Mercanis August 13, 2003

you tube train

when you visit the popular website you tube. after looking at one video, you get distracted into watching an interesting looking video in the 'related videos' section. Another distraction follows, and another, and so on and so on, until you discover that you has spent a surprising amount of time, and are now watching something totally unrelated to what you went on there for.

Example 1: i've got about ten minutes to kill, so i think i'll hop on the you tube train and see where it takes me.

Example 2: you'd never believe where the you tube train just took me. i went on to do my favourite old search of 'fat kid falls', and i ended up watching a video of a dog dancing on it's hind legs to the james bond theme music. what an awesome world we live in.

by jimwade December 16, 2009

Powdered tube steak

Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.

Would you like a powdered tube steak?

by Danjazone November 29, 2019

red lid tube

A sterile, plastic tube with a red lid similar in nature to those marketed by Falcon but from a (much) cheaper manufacturer.

PhD student 1: We're out of red lid tubes.
PhD student 2: Oh you balloon! You didn't order any.

Technician: Shall I order some red lid tubes?
PhD student: Yes. Bail on.

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

bloob tube

bloob toobers are people in call of duty who continue to use the gernade launcher attachment who take offense to critism

Udontnome6 and sheenyfrancis, antonym-SwallowmyClock bloob tube

by p-tity May 28, 2010

bicycle inner tube

1. Designed to be used by young men as a sex subsitute.
2. Can also be used to inflate bicycle tyres.

I don't have a girlfriend because I'm very shy, but I have a bicycle inner tube.

by soreofhing July 06, 2009